- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

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What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

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Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to fix a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes.

How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck, If a wood chuck could chuck wood? A full study has never been commissioned into the amount of wood chucked by a groundhog and thus far remains an unknown quantity. ls

what do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting at your doorstep? matt what do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the water? bob what do you call a man that just had his daughter taken away from him? ...sam

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