- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

Knock knock. This is a no soliciting residence, and I do not open my door for strangers.

Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

Remember when the new jokes on this sight actually used to be funny?

A Jew, a Muslim and a Christian walk into a bar. The Muslim is dissatisfied with the choice of the meeting place since the Islam forbids drinking alcoholic beverages.

why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

Knock knock. Who's there? Honey, are you hearing things again? Nobody knocked on the door... Honey-are-you-hearing-things-again-nobody-knocked-on-the-door who? ...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

You know what's interesting about Polish people? Nothing.

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

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