Asshole huh? Dont give me any ideas. Again you are not high on weed are you? Then that's really bad.

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Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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Why do we bother living when someday we will die? To reproduce and watch TV.

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

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Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

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what happened when a duck flew over the hunter during duck hunting season? the hunter shot at the bird, but fortunately, the hunter was nit very good so the duck flew back to his wife and children by the pond.

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Why is the light always red? Because the city has been in an economic depression and does not have the money to fix the traffic light's.

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How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

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What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

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Robin, get in the batmobile

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Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

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What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

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Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

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c-? men, C-men

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What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

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216-409-7176 Call me.

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How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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