Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

Anne frank dies days before camp was liberated.

You are so ugly that when u were born, your mom was unable to breast-feed you because she would have to look at your face to do so.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

whats wosre than stubbing your toe? being lost on a desert island being raped

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

Women's rights...

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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