- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

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