What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

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I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

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Two chairs were sitting there. One chair says "Could you pass me that cup?" The other chair says "Oh my God a talking chair!"

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What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

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why did the chicken cross the road? no one knows because it got hit by a bus.

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The moment where Perfect Cell returns declaring he has become "even more perfect" There is no level above perfect :P But sure Cell, strive to improve further on your "perfection", oh he is dead nevermind. Still my favorite character, narcissist, with a touch of class, and a sadistic personality, what more can you wish for?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. Your mom is the punchline.

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What do astronauts do if the want a party? They planet

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What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

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An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

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your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

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Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

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What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

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I like Pi. It can make circles.

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what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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