- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

Coldpaly is a good band

What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

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