Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

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What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

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2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

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What's worse than getting stabbed? Getting stabbed twice. What's worse than getting stabbed twice? Getting stabbed three times. What's worse than gettin..... Why does it matter?!?!?! U should be dead by then!

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Dos Equis took down chuck Norris

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

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A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

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Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

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I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

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whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

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What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

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Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

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What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

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Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

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The Big Band Theory

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A dog was barking at a tree

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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