- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock-knock? Who's there? I... I dunno I was planning on thinking of a joke before you said who's there, but I ran out of time.

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? After hours of waiting for the perfect victim, the boy spotted an elderly woman walking down the sidewalk. The clock barreled through the air, hitting the old woman on the head at extremely high speeds. She was immediately killed on contact.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

Knock Knock. The doors unlocked you can come in. The two men have a nice conversation while enjoying a couple of beers and then order a pizza because they get hungry.

What do you call an African American on the moon? An astronaut

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

baskets

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

pee

Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

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