I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? *opens door* Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

gay people

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

Latvia isn't a joke

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

What's a joke? Funny

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

Womens' sports

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

almost as accidental as your spelling im afraid

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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