Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

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Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

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Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

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So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

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An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

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Ask me if im a tree? No

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This is sparta No this is patrick

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willie revilame

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What's worse than rain on your wedding day? You scheduling your wedding to be held on an aircraft carrier on december 7th 1941.

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What's orange and not an orange? An orange.

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Whats great about F***ing twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, that was a turkey. Oh.

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There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

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Want to here a joke? Me to...

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Why did the 14 year old girl have sex? Because she's in love with her boyfriend and that's how she expresses it.

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What is white and can fly? A fridge that can't fly.

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Where do you find a dog? At a pet store.

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This is a story of Bobbie He was fat so he got bullied at school he did not have any friends. He ate a lot and watched the television. He was called names such as big, fat, an idiot, clumsy. But he begun to realise that if he was smart, he could become rich. So he studied hard and hard, but he did not become better at it. So he thought I want to succeed in sports, so he began exercising and was on a strict diet, but nothing changed. He was still fat and unfit. Then one day he knew that he couldn't succeed. So he asked God, what is the purpose of me living, why can't I have something, maybe a talent. God replied I'm sorry but I can't give you a talent. You have to figure it out by yourself. Then Bobbie knew what his talent was. So the following morning Bobbie went to www.anti-joke.com and began writing jokes. Octopus. Bye

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What's more fun that being raped? Not being raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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