Whats Better Than Apple Pie Sweeeet Pie

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what is big and white? Your Mom

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

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Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

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Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

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why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

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A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

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Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

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What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

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http://www.google.com/webhp?doodle=6201726X-hA7spmZ-pmZnpnn__-ynJTMzfAAADUAAAcaZmb9sN8GZmGIzMz9UzM3OmZm2n7__6430pmZuSZmZm___y1yGQYhiElhkGQZBkGYZBiGQZBkGQZBkGQZBkGQZBkGITCGQZBkE4hkGQZRkGIUSGIYhkEEhkGUXiGIXkGIXkGIXkGQXiGQXkGQXiGIZhiGIRiGEZhmE5hhGUViGQYRklohkFohkFpBiFpBkFpBkGQYhmEEhmGQYhJIYhlFkhkGQZFg&hl=en&nord=1 For alien signals

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How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

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What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

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Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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