- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock opens the door

What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

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