- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

an dislexik nam rwote hits

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

they're dead. idiot.

Person One: Knock Knock Person Two: Whos there? Person One: You can see its obviously me because theres not really a door there.

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