- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats funny about the Holocaust A: Nothing

What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

Why did the police suspect a Hispanic man of theft? Because they found his fingerprints at the scene.

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

on a scale from a banana to a pound coin - how much do you like the works of antonio vivaldi?

What was the weather like at the rap concert?there was a lil wayne.I DID A FUNNY! !!

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

women's rights

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

Your mom.

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What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

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