- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bird? Both legs are the same, especially the left one

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

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what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

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Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

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Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

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