- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

here's a chuck norris fact: Chuck Norris is 5'10 and lost to bruce lee!

Why is six afraid of seven? Because six is a numerophobe.

Richard Nixon walks into a bar. Everyone is thrilled to meet a former President of the United States who returned from the grave.

Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

What colour are blackberries? Purple.

What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

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