Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

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What goes up but never comes down? This dick

A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

Smoke weed till i die nigga

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

I wont vouch for anybody right now, but nobody I know would attack anyone, I know I can be overly sensitive at times, but its not fun anymore, stop that.

nick ya honkin of b.o m8

The man was driving down the road at an opropriat speed and got t-boned. The women in the other car got out and tried to help the man but the man was already out of the car and call 911

A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Thats a matter of opinion

Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Iif your reading this ur gay

i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

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