- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

Where are you going Your house

whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

What's the difference between a duck?

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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