Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

in soviet russia, cow milks you

Female rights.

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

http://www.dafk.net/what/

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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