? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

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84.52% of users disapprove of your post, plus or minus 3%.

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

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masturbating on a tarc bus

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want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

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A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

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What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

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what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

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How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

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Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

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a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

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What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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Whats two plus two? Miles

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Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side of his body? He has been taken to hospital and is in a critical state where his right side of his body can not be joined together. This is life threatning and he is now not able to walk

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What did david give back? Nothing.

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Phil sees a hitchhiker wandering past his car on the sidewalk. He asks Phil if he can take him to his house, and Phil says no, and keeps driving. Six seconds later the hitchhiker is crossing the street in search of somebody else, when he is hit by a bus and dies.

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Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

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A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

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A mum and a dad were having guests round for dinner. The daughter overheard them arguing. Dad was calling mum a b*tch and mum was calling dad a b*stard. The daughter asked them what it meant and they just said, "oh, it just means ladies and gentlemen". Later, when mum was doing her makeup, she dropped it and said oh "sh*t". Daughter asked what it meant and mum replked "it's just another word for makeup". After that, dad dropped the turkey and said "oh, F*ck!" Daughter asked what it meant and he replied "its another word for cooking". When the guests arrived, the daughter answered the door, and said "hello b*tches and b*stards. Mums upstairs stuffing sh*t on her face and dads in the kitchen f*cking the turkey".

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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