If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

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There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

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A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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speak now or forever hold your pee

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

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What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

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Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

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Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

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What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

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whos district champs not JM

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What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

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Basically copying you.

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How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

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how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

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why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

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"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

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What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

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So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

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Anti Joke

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