why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

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Did you hear about the Polish submarine? It was one of five in the Polish Navy.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

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Women's professional sports

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

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arena football

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What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

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Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

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What does water smell like? water.

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Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

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knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

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Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

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who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

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Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

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Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

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What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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