What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

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why is this joke funny because your laughing

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What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

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My dad

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Once there was a girl named Andrea

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If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

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What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

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A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

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Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

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The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

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What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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What is long and black? The line at KFC

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Q: What did the kid say after he told a stupid joke? A: Well they banned me from Anti-Joke!!

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Knock knock. This is a no soliciting residence, and I do not open my door for strangers.

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Why is the light always red? Because the city has been in an economic depression and does not have the money to fix the traffic light's.

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Why was the Mexican running through the desert? A group of bandits had kidnapped his family, raped his sister, drowned his mother, decapitated his father, and now they were coming for him. They are coming...

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so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

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What did Grandma give little Ben for Christmas? a wheelchair

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What did the black college graduate say to the Jewish high school dropout? Do you want me to also clean your fourth floor executive bathroom, Mr. Bernstein?

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Why did Timmy start a fire? Because Timmy was a derranged phycopath

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One Direction???? Gifted singers???? HA HA HA

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What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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