What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

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What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

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What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

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What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

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whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

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What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

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"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

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Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

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ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

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Ken wins!

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Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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