How can you tell if someone's a Vegan? It will probably come up in conversation, usually during the planning phase of a trip to a restaurant.

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Ahem. Testicles. That is all.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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Women's rights

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which clearly underestimate the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well, one must question: 1. How much the electrician knows when it comes to screwing in lightbulbs. 2. The amount of electricians present at the scene. 3. The type of equipment being used in the process. 4. The physical and mental stability of the electrician. The situation is solely dependent on the above factors.

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What do you call an Arabic man flying a plane? A Pilot.

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You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

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What is better than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 10 Trees.

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with an alligator? Go take some acid and find out for yourself

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What is the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.

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Knock Knock Who's There Me

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Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

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are you gay does your mom know

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Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

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what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

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Q: What happened when Sophie broke her leg? A: She was taken to hospital where she was given a cast, and made a full recovery just in time for the Summer.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings,whats worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust?.. 3 bee stings

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Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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