How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

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What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

Charles Manson is innocent.

What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

My name is Jeff

Alternate ending for children: Despite the massive trauma that the spider suffered from his fall and the sheer volume of rain in the confined space of a pipe, it made a miraculous recover due to the sun coming out. It was however, forever doomed to repeat this cycle of undeath for ever more. [L]

Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

A woman was struck and killed by a truck as she crossed the road. Who's fault is it? The woman's, if she hadn't left the kitchen, she would still be making me sandwitches...

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

knock knock whos there your mother open the door

Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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