- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

Rush Limbaugh

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

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