What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

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What's purple and glows? An electric grape

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how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

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what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

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A black guy walks into a shop, takes a shirt, and then he pays for it.

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"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

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Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

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Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

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Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

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A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

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Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

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What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

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Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

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Youre mom is so dead...

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What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

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snooki

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Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

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Yeah, Eliza, its me, its so strange, you are the only one I remember from highschool, I was worried you had forgotten about me, anyway, yeah type as if you where speaking to him, and dont worry, I know I could not keep a secret back then, and I told Nero, so and he promised me he would kindly break my fingers if I told anyone, besides I dont do that anymore trust me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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