What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

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Robin, get in the car!

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Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

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What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

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No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

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What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

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What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

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im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

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Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

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I like Pi. It can make circles.

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I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

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What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

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roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

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A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

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Were can you find a bag of meth?

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What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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