There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Miscarriages.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

thumb_up thumb_down +10

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

The Female Orgasm

thumb_up thumb_down +10

23

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

thumb_up thumb_down +10

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops