- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

stuarts mum

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Your mom.

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Want to hear a joke? No.

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

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