- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

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