- Anti Joke

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

George Bush.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? wheres my farmer?

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

sky's sty

Your mom is so nice.

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

George Bush.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? wheres my farmer?

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

sky's sty

Your mom is so nice.

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

George Bush.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? wheres my farmer?

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies