Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

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2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

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Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

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What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

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roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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I once did something.

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hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

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Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

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Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

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What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

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What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

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A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

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you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

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Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

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1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

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How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

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Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

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Anti Joke

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