Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

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Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

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Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

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Whats he difference between a rock and a dead baby? I'm not spemding the rest of my natural life in an insane asylum for eating a rock!

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What do you call a blonde on anti-joke? Fairly paranoid because of the typical blonde stereotype.

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Why is there such a big box because there is some writing down here :)

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Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

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What do fish and shoe laces have in common? nothing.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Nothing, they're extinct.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

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Where do you find a dog? At a pet store.

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Q: What did the mute kid say to his mother ?

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This is a story of Bobbie He was fat so he got bullied at school he did not have any friends. He ate a lot and watched the television. He was called names such as big, fat, an idiot, clumsy. But he begun to realise that if he was smart, he could become rich. So he studied hard and hard, but he did not become better at it. So he thought I want to succeed in sports, so he began exercising and was on a strict diet, but nothing changed. He was still fat and unfit. Then one day he knew that he couldn't succeed. So he asked God, what is the purpose of me living, why can't I have something, maybe a talent. God replied I'm sorry but I can't give you a talent. You have to figure it out by yourself. Then Bobbie knew what his talent was. So the following morning Bobbie went to www.anti-joke.com and began writing jokes. Octopus. Bye

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2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

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You: That was awful. Me: You know what else is awful? You: What? Me: This joke.

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You can't choose your family, so choose someone else's.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't go to you anyways.

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Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

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What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

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Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

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What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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