Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

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roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

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why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

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guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

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A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

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What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

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Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

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What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

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What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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Women

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What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

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feminine literature

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

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roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

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Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

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What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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Your Mother

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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