Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

Horse with a chair on his head.

Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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