- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

A man had come into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man had come into a horse.

What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

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Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

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