- Anti Joke

Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

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How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

Dusters blow stuff.

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead