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Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to go to heaven because his girlfriend Margaret was cooked into chicken sandwhiches, and he had no kids and he didn't want to marry someone else, so he tried to get ran over but no cars hit him so he cooked himself. AND so he became KFC-Style chicken wings. BUUUT since no one ate them, he grabbed them up from heaven and commented on how delicious he was and proceeded to eat more and then exploded, sending him to heaven's heaven. But it was just a dream. And Margaret had to do laundry some more today because he freaking caused a urine tsunami. You're welcome.

I forgot what came after: Roses are Red Violets are Blue Too much anti jokes

Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

What is big, hard, and bushy? My Penis. I lied about it being bushy.

Your mama's so hairy, the only language she knows is wookie.

Whats the difference between Tina Turner and dead babies? I have never fu*ked Tina Turner before.

A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

Whats green? The color green.

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.