why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

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I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

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What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

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Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

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Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

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why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

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politically correct!

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Here come the elephants over the hill!

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Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

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Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

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roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

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Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

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oh hai

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A man wakes up in the hospital after being in a car accident. He begins to yell "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor hurries into the room to find out why the patient is yelling. The doctor then promptly explains that this was due to the crash severing his spinal cord and rendering him paraplegic for the rest of his life. The doctor after explaining this states he'll never walk again, before leaving the patient's room.

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Feeling alone fast after opening your mouth? Feel that people ignore your conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say AHAH!... And Uhuh, and I PERFECTLY UNDERSTAND! Now YOU CAN BE APPRECIATED INSTANTLY BY A BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE SAYING!

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Nothing, they're extinct.

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

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What's better than a gold brick? 2 gold bricks.

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i have alzheimer's, so i forgot the punchline to this joke

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