Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

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Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

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denisssssssssssssss

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Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

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Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

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What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

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A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

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What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

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roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

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Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

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Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

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Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

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What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

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Poop!!

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

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You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

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What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

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Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

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here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

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Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

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If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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