- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

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