- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "It sure is hot in here." The other muffin says "Holy shit a talking muffin

Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except that didn't work for the boy. He also lost his ice cream.

At 1:00AM, an old man is woken up by a knocking on the door. 'Knock knock' 'Who's there' 'An orange' The man opens the door to find a talking orange on his doorstep. The man remembers he has Schizophrenia and goes back to sleep.

Why did the chicken invent a memory ereaser machine? So he could erease everyone's memory so they would stop making chicken jokes

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How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

I am very humble.

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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