69!!! (its funny cause i made a referance to 69)

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why did the fish get flushed down the drain? because it was dead

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the chicken invent a memory ereaser machine? So he could erease everyone's memory so they would stop making chicken jokes

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JUST KIDDING^

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

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What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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Do you have emotional issues, ever have a really bad day and just wanna talk call this number (402-314-5287) < N1GGER

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

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Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

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What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

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Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

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your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

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Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

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why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

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What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

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Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

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Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

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How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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