who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

How do you stop a bus ? Put 3 small children in front of it Whats sad about 3 children who died in a bus crash ? They were my kids. How do you know if you're blind ? You run in to a wall

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "Damn, it's getting hot in here." The other muffing replies "Holy Shit! A Talking Muffin!"

Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

Obama being reelected.

How did the young boy cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

BOB:john John:what? BOB:4:59 seconds to get rid of it

DAVID.B YOU O ES 2 BAR YA TRAMP

What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son... Because I can empathise with you, and it's not a very nice situation to be in. Hope you work it out.

Stop Iran! We need the money.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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