Youre mom is so dead...

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why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

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What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

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Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

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Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

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What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

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A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

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I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

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What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

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What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

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1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

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What did you get for your birthday? I got older

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There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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i found waldo.

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Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

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Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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