Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

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why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

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What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

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What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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What do u call a muslim A infection to America

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What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

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why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

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Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

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i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

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Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

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Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

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what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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