What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

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Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

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A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

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Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

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pretty soon we'll all be dead

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

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what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

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BOTTOM!!!

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What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

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Basically

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

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What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

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What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

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roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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