- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

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