What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

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Why did the man think inside of the box? Because he was inside of the box.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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How do you torture a turtle? If you came up with an answer to that question you are completely and utterly unethical and immoral.

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How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

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How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

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Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

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Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

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How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

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Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

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What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

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squash squash who squash my ass

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did you stub your toe?

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What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

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A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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What if I told you.....potatoe

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How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

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Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

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Women's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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