Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

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What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

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If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

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Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

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why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

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OOOOPPS /

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nice tits.

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why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

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What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

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why did the car crash? Because the driver was just a box of raisen Brand

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Like this joke, bitch.

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whats white and big and white? alot of things...

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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Your moms so stupid that she called me to get my number

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A man walks into a bar, he is then escorted to the hospital as a result of brain trauma.

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? To see outer space

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

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What's black, then white, then dead all over? Michael Jackson

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Koalas mum is a slut

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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