- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

Actually it was me Josh brown

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

What's white, black and tan? The people of planet earth.

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