how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

hard cheese

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

womens rights

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

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