- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

get in the car.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

Logan's gay

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

The Morman Religion.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

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