Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

ask me if im a door yes

Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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