A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

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a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

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How did the man open the car? He opened in.

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Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

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How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

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Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

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why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

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roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

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Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

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Christianity.

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Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

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How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

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How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

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dont you love porch monkeys? no.

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What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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