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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

retard

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

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