Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

the WNBA

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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