- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

why did the irishman, the englishman and the african man die? because i went on a violent killing spree, murdering everyone i saw

Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

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Why did the little girl cry? Because she saw her future.

what do an elephant and a mouse have in common? nothing

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Why did the man with seasonal allergies not take his medication? He had liver disease...read the fine print

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man nothing. Because It's a duck.

Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

Whats worse than ten dead babies in one tree? I dont know, but that is quite a graphic sight i have in my mind right now.

What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

So there's this moose right? And he walks into the store and asks where the potatoes are. And the cashier lady says aisle 5. So the moose walks to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

What's 9+ 10?! 19

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

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What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

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