- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

WILLY

What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

What's funnier than the holocaust? Pretty much everything, the killing of 6 million people was a horrible part of our world's history, and is no laughing matter.

Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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