- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

You mothers so ghetto, you died.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

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