why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

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today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

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Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

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Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism. "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

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denisssssssssssssss

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Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

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SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

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whats up and also down? your mum

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

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Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

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What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

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there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

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Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

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Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

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i killed my family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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