- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

What do you call a person with no arms? Armless.

What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

How do you kill a zombie? You don't. Zombies aren't real.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

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