- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

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