- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

minorities

If youre African, why are you white?

What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

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