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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

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Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

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