- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because most living organisms eventually cross some form path that is commonly known as a road. Roads are hard asphalt that is very good for cars and other wheeled road licensed vehicles.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

Youre mom is so dead...

What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

what did one computer say to the other .........

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

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