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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

why is pie good. because it just is.

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

Banana Hamock.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

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