- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

Men

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

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