- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

Miscarriages.

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

Can midgets still have big dreams?

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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