- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

Miscarriages.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

Why did the man die? He was old.

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